I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK
TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR
THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?
True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.
I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra.
So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.
WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?
I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye.
my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist
Bless this post.
Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/
I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.
Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.
Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.
I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.
And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.
I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.
It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”
Fake. Fucking. Pockets.
Just something to add on the pockets part. My friend can fit his kindel in his pocket along with his cell phone where as my cell phone (which btw is this little thing about 6 inches tall and 3 wide) barely fits in my pocket. That’s not even close to fair. And then guys wounder why we carry a purse around.
Mayor Raine’s Super Duper Giveaway!
I really love doing giveaways! So I wanted to do one with more winners this time!
This one will have 6 winners! waaaHHHHH
Each winner will receive:
- Their choice between the Princess Series or the Sloppy Series
- Two of the four dresses shown (Cake Dress, Princess Dress, Pink Lace-Up Dress, or Maid Dress)
- Choice between Tiara Hair or Crown(or Royal crown if you’d prefer that!)
- 1 million bells!
Of course, the last few winners will have to choose from what is left!
-You do not have to be following me!
-Like/reblog as much as you’d like
-No giveaway blogs
-Must have ACNL and a 3ds of coursee
I will be choosing the winners on different days!
The first three will be chosen on May 9th, 10th, and 11th, and the second three will be chosen on May 23rd, 24th, and 25th!
The winners will be chosen by a RNG and will have 24 hours to respond or I will choose a new one!
Good luck to you all, cuties!!