October 2011
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if teachers'd have tumblr, their posts would be...
brightestsmile:
The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:
When they don’t do their homework:
The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like:
Their faces when i’m correcting the tests:
When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:
When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like.
Outside i’m like:
But...
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Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And...
– Louis de Bernières, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (via c0mets)
Playground Police
animalsbeingdicks:
HEY…CUT THE SHIT!
A C C I O !: The amount of sexual innuendos in the... →
thegryffindorseeker:
“Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavendar?”
“What do you mean I’m not brave in bed?”
“Something silver white, something enormous erupted from the end of his wand.” (this is a…
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Sharing Poetry: Roald Dahl, "Television →
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The most important thing we’ve learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set— Or better still, just don’t install The idiotic thing at all. In almost every house we’ve been, We’ve watched them gaping at the screen. They loll and slop and…
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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
– C.S. Lewis (via cordisre)
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That awkward moment when you really want to be...
thebiebervoice:
but you’re too socially awkward.
everyday
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